THE PARODY OF SAFETY SIGNS

clipped from www.safenow.org The US government has a website, http://www.ready.gov.  It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII. If a door is closed, karate chop it open. If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that. If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell. Your respiratory and digestive systems are optional. Cast them aside if you feel you no longer need them. That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there. If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show. If you are trapped with no hope of being found, amuse yourself in your final moments with shadow puppets.